A: Go with four friends to see Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse Of The Black Pearl.
This highly unpolished lump of steaming excrement is quite possibly one of the worst films I have seen for ages. It is as Ant put it, as bad as you expected the first one to be.
Only much much worse.
Dull, unimaginiative, badly everythinged and wasting a classic character in Johnny Depp's Captain Jack Sparrow.
Two word review: utter fuck. I'd rather eat my own shit than have to endure that again.
EDIT: yeah, its Dead Man's Chest. Sorry. So incensed I couldn't even remember its name.
1 comment:
Wow! Bit of a disappointment then, was it?
;-)
(BTW - 'Curse of the Black Pearl' is the title of the first one. You mean 'Dead Man's Chest'. Talk about letting a sequel ruin the original!)
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